Anonymous asked:
(J+R) Ebony, did anyone from the Ryderverse attend Jaune and Ruby's wedding?
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jace-the-smut-guy answered:
“Of course!” Ebony said happily, “Ryder came with me to their wedding. I told him about it and he said he just had to see it, and I asked Jaune if he could come and he said yeah!”
Okay 2 days left. Any RWBY NSFW SMUT writers please reblog or reply to this so others and I can check you out after the whole tumblr thing happens on the 17th. Please.
nate-the-smutt-blogger asked:
"Ebony..." Ryder said feebly, as he weakly wrapped his arms about her before he slowly turned to dust. "I don't wanna go Ebony... I don't wanna go..."
jace-the-smut-guy answered:
Ebony’s eyes shot open and she let out a scream in Ryder’s bed. She lifted herself up from where her face was buried against Ryder’s chest and she looked down at his surprised face, her body shaking and shivering violently as tears fell down her cheeks.
“Ebony, what’s wrong?” Ryder asked quickly and got up to his knees, putting his hands on her arms.
“Y-you’re h-h-here…” Ebony mumbled weakly and looked into Ryder’s eyes.
Ryder nodded quickly. “Y-yeah, I’m here. Ebby, what happened?”
Ebony let out a sob and just wrapped her arms around Ryder’s shoulders and started hugging him tightly, not wanting to let go. “Th-th-thank Light you’re still here!”
Ryder struggled to breath but he put his arms around her and hugged her as well. “W-was it a nightmare?”
“Yes…” Ebony replied lowly, “Y-you were f-fading into dust…”
“Ebby, I’m not going anywhere,” Ryder assured the giantess kitten, “I’ll always bee here. All of us will. Don’t you worry.”
“C-c-can you please s-sleep with me tonight?” Ebony asked, “I-I know you always sleep in Seras’ coffin w-with her.”
“Don’t worry,” Seras said as she got ready for bed, with her and Ryder’s daughter in her arms, “I have Mina to keep me company. Take care of that precious kitten tonight, Ryder.”
Ryder smiled and nodded, pulling himself from Ebony’s arms to look at her. “Thank you, Seras,” He looked to Ebony and cupped her cheeks, then he pulled her head down for a light kiss, “It’s okay, Ebby. We’re here. I’ll sleep with you tonight.”
Ebony began to cry more and buried her face in his chest. Ryder slowly laid down with her, petting and scritching her ears to help calm her down. “I got you, Ebony. Me, and Jaune, and Sakura all have you. We’ll all be here. I’ll be here. Nothing will ever change that.”
Paladin: *runs into the door in the dark face first.* “Bad news guys–I hurt my face. Good news: found a door and my butt is okay!”
(via yourplayersaidwhat)
Disney Land
Pyrrha, dressed as Maleficent: *sighs*
Yang, dressed as Rapunzel: You know, constantly sighing isnt going to help you at all
Pyrrha: I know, it’s just that I have no idea what to do with Jaune.
Yang: You obviously need to ask him out, duh. Just do it right now.
Pyrrha, sighing: It’s not that simple, Yang. What if he doesn’t like me back and finds my confession weird? What will I do then? Besides, he’s around kids right now. I won’t have any privacy with him to begin with.
Yang, looking at Jaune: Oh yeah, I forgot he’s Peter Pan. Kids really do love that character.
Nora, dressed as Anna: Ah yes, the forbidden love between Peter Pan and Maleficent. As a child I loved that story.
Pyrrha, whining: Nora, this is no time for jokes. What am I going to do with Jaune? I’ve had the biggest crush on him for years, and I still don’t know what to do. It’s so frustrating!
Nora, shrugging: Sorry, I was just trying to lighten the mood.
Pyrrha, groaning: What am I going to do?
Yang: You need to go over there and claim his ass already.
Pyrrha: Really? In front of all the kids?
Yang: I meant in front of everyone, P money, even the adults. Make sure every knows that he is YOUR man.
Weiss, dressed as Snow White: What are you guys doing? Shouldnt you be working?
Yang: We’re too busy with Pyrrha’s love life to work.
Weiss: Please don’t tell me it’s about that dunce over there.
Pyrrha: Does everyone know about my crush?
Nora: Yep. Everyone…….well, execpt for Jaune that is.
Weiss: How haven’t you asked him out yet?! You known him for years!
Yang: We were just talking about that actually. I’m trying to convince her to walk up to Jaune and shove her tongue down his throat, but she isn’t up for it.
Weiss: As she should be! That’s just a barbaric way to ask someone out!
Yang: Says you.
Weiss: Says anyone with a half a brain! Pyrrha, the best way to ask someone out is by being upfront with them. Just tell them how you feel.
Yang: Wow, that is like the most boring way to confess to someone.
Weiss: Oh shut up, what do you know?
Yang: Much more than you, Princess.
Nora: Aw shit, Princess fight!
Weiss: Nora, don’t cuss when you’re in costume. It’s a bad influence to kids.
Nora: Hey, don’t focus on me cussing, focus on Yang!
*Pyrrha only sighs as her friends bicker before noticing that Jaune was now alone*
Pyrrha:………………
Weiss: Nora, you arent going to trick me into arguing with Yang for your amusement.
Nora: Pfft, what? I’m not trying to trick you. I’m just trying to…….uh……..I don’t want Yang to bad mouth my friend is all. That’s just rude.
Weiss: No you aren’t!
Nora: Yes I am.
Weiss: NO! You aren’t!
Nora: YES! I am.
Weiss: Wait, are you trying to start an argument with me to pass the time?
Nora:………no.
Weiss, soothingly rubbing her forhead: Oh my god. This is so stupid. What were we even talking about?
Nora: Our argument.
Weiss: No we weren’t! We were talking about Pyrrha and Jaune. Look Pyrrha, you need to- where’s Pyrrha?
Yang, excitedly: Oh shit!
Weiss: Yang! Language!
Nora: NO, OH SHIT IS RIGHT! LOOK!
*Nora points to Pyrrha, who was now approaching Jaune*
Nora: IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!
*meanwhile*
Pyrrha, nervously approaching Jaune:………..H-hey, Jaune?
Jaune: Huh? Oh hey Pyr. What can I do for you?
Pyrrha, swallowing her fear: I was wondering if you were……… interested in going on a…..a uh………uh…….
Jaune: Hey, are you alright Pyr? You’re red to the face? Are you sick?
Pyrrha, flustered: No no! I’m fine! I was just wondering…………if you wanted to go on a d-d-d-a………screw it!
Jaune: Wha- MMF!
*Pyrrha practically dives into Jaune, kissing him passionately*
Jaune wide eyed: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyrrha, pulling away quickly: I-I’M SO S-SORRY! I SHOULDN’T HAV-MMF!
*Jaune then kisses Pyrrha back passionately, shocking the girl to the bone before she kisses him back again*
*Multiple small gasps are heard*
Pyrrha, pulling away from the kiss: Huh?
*Pyrrha looks towards the noise to see a bunch of kids staring at them*
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Uh…..hello.
One of the kids, bewildered: Mommy, why is Maleficent kissing Peter Pan?
The Mother: Well, you see uh…….uhm……they’re kissing because of…..uh……….
Pyrrha, blushing: Oh this is a problem.
Nora, in the distance: GOOD JOB, MALEFICENT! YOU FINALLY GOT THAT PAN’S ASS!
Pyrrha, hiding her face: Oh god!
nate-the-smutt-blogger asked:
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today, to join Jaune Arc and Ruby Rose in the bonds of holy matrimony. Should anyone have any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
jaunes-erotic-world answered:
The two looked into one another’s eyes and smiled. All of their friends and family were smiling and tearing up. The two had exchanged their original and dorky wedding vows and Jaune pulled her into a hug, nuzzling his cheek against her head. It was time, he bent down slightly and she stood on her toes and they shared their kiss of husband and wife.
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this art by @themixedcoffee is what I want you all envision with the post.
From the Heart
“Hi again, everyone!” Ebony exclaimed and waved at you all in a cheerful mood, “Just me this time. It’s been really tense lately, huh?”
She dug the toe of one of her boots into the floor, wrapping her tail around her legs. “I know I said this before, but thank you all for making my time here so fun. From all the stuff with my friends and family to all the stuff that I’m not gonna say because most people don’t like that stuff plus it’s super embarrassing for me to say…”
She blushed a bit as her tail tightened around her legs. “I-it’s all been so fun here. I’m in two harems with two amazing guys too! Jaune and Ryder are awesome and so fun to be with. That one thing with Holly that one time was just so new and fun on a whole other level, and I loved being with Tifa and Fran that one time. G-gods, those two were awesome.”
“I… never thought you guys would like me so much…” Ebony admitted sheepishly and looked down, and tears filled her eyes, “I-it makes me so, s-so happy to know that so many people grew attached to me just for being myself. I-I-I’m so grateful for th-that. I’m s-so glad that a-all this stuff with me h-has brought joy t-to so many people. If we aren’t here after M-Monday, then… I-I just want you all to know th-that love all of you and I wish I could hug every single one of you!”
“I can’t say it enough how much fun I’ve had here!” She said in joy as she clasped her hands over her chest, “From everything with Jaune and Ryder to that one thing with Tifa and Fran, and all the stuff with my friends and my family, and then I got to be a freaking wrestler and that’s so awesome! I got to do so many things I could never have dreamed of doing before and I have all of you to thank for all of that! I even got fused with Mar, and that was just so fun!”
Ebony giggled and wiped at her eyes with the top of her hand, but she couldn’t stop the tears of happiness from flowing. “You all helped me figure out more things about myself with what I like in and out of the bedroom. I got to show you all Pride Fang and Kimura. I got to experience so much fun from everything, no matter if it was lewd or not.”
“A-and you all helped me cure papa!” She exclaimed as even more tears came from her eyes, “H-he’s better now because of all of you! If it wasn’t for you guys liking me so much, or Jaune’s stories with me, we would have never figured out how to cure papa, me, or Genesis. And for that, I’ll always be thankful. Y-y-you all s-saved my family and… a-and I dunno if I c-can ever really thank you f-for all your support…”
Ebony took a few moments to compose herself, sniffling a bit until she felt she could speak again. “Th-thank you all… Thank you all so, so much for everything. It’s been such a crazy ride in the time me and everyone else have been here, and we all have had a lot of fun. I-I know Holly and April and Indigo had so much fun with Jaylen, a-and me and Inigo and Indigo had fun with Mar. Holly had an awesome time with James and Laurel too. April and Star loved hanging out with Asper. Nox and Nyx are just the most beautiful dark elves ever and they’re so awesome, especially Nox’s scritches and gods, I had so much fun with Jennifer. I-I-I hope sh-she still likes a-all the selfies I sent.”
“I got to meet so many people…” Ebony gave a wistful smile as she remembered everyone she had met, “Just s-so many… Kira, Midori, Jaylen, Lila, Maki, Asper, Navi, Mar, Nox, Nyx, Ryder, Andrea, Aisling, Willow, Jennifer… All of those people are so awesome and friendly and unique in so many ways I can’t describe and I loved meeting them all.”
She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. “"Don’t stare too long into the sun that you forget the rest of the sky”. That saying has been with me my whole life. It’s helped me so much, and helped papa so many more times than that. Monday isn’t the end of me or Inigo or anyone, and we shouldn’t focus on that day. We may not be here anymore if the worst happens, but we’ll be other places. And I hope… I-I hope we’ll always be in your memories and in your hearts, just like you will all be in ours.“
"I think… I-I think it’s time for me to go,” Ebony smiled brightly and wiped at her eyes one more time, “I should stop talking so the weekend can get started. I can’t wait to see what you guys ask me this weekend. I hope you all have an awesome day and again…”
Ebony smiled as brightly as ever, closing her eyes and bowing her head. “Thank you all for everything! I love you!”
jace-the-smut-guy asked:
Hey Jaune since it's the Christmas season, has Ebony been wearing a mistletoe on her collar? If so, that's adorable even if the rule is both people have to stand under it.
jaunes-erotic-world answered:
Jaune and Sakura kissed as they stood in front of Ebony. “No fair No Fair No Fair,” Ebony repeated
Awww that’s adorable~
drarnegas asked:
Hey Nate can you see my messages?
Yeah I can, just been busy most of the morning
shin-xiao-long